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Curse of curves. III by capricorn30, literature

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Curse of curves. III

I jiggled on the corner from the cold when a male voice called out. ‘Wait, don’t go.’ It was strangely choked with a slight Brummy accent, one I’ve never been fond of. What on earth did this creep want anyway? ‘What?’ I set my jaw and tried to look down my nose at him, and failed. He must’ve been over 6ft. He got to my side and put a gentle hand on my elbow, and it didn’t escape me that he had to bob a little. I felt laughter building in my chest and stared at his hand, so I wouldn’t lose my ice-maidenly composure by snorting in his face. But he couldn’t have been that keen cause he quickl

Gift of one-liners. III by capricorn30, literature

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Gift of one-liners. III

It was past 10 and cold. I could just make out her small, slight figure on the corner of the street, trying to hail a taxi. Wait’, I spluttered, ‘don’t go.’ ‘What?’ she said pointedly. Even from here I could see the frown was back; suspicious, calculating, but not angry. I was close enough to lay my hand on her elbow now, with only a slight bending of the knees. She looked at it like it was a piece of chewing gum stuck to the bottom of her battered DC’s and I hastily withdrew it. ‘Er, I’m M---, and I’m pretty sure you are my type.’ It was with interest that I watched her reaction. T

Curse of curves. II by capricorn30, literature

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Curse of curves. II

‘No, don’t say a word. My name’s C-----, I’m a 19 year old university drop-out, focusing on a career in photography. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I’m an atheist and I hate liars and hypocrites. I have OCD, a complex eating disorder, a criminal record and a boa constrictor named Nigel.’ Easy as pie. Sorry to disappoint you spiky-head, but your not getting into my pants. He was still staring at me, making me feel more like a big freak. I focused on the tablecloth, muttering under my breath. Damn. ‘I’m sorry I was late, and I’m sorry for wasting your time. I hope

Gift of one-liners. II by capricorn30, literature

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Gift of one-liners. II

‘No, don’t say a word. My name’s C-----, I’m a 19 year old university drop-out, focusing on a career in photography. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I’m an atheist and I hate liars and hypocrites. I have OCD, a complex eating disorder, a criminal record and a boa constrictor named Nigel.’ She spoke as if from a textbook and broke her steady eye contact with me to look down at the table with a small sigh. I could see mousey roots coming through and little bleached bits in her hair. Took in the bitten nails and callused fingertips. ‘And I’ve don’t this too many times&

Curse of curves. by capricorn30, literature

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Curse of curves.

I knew it. I fucking knew it. Knew it as soon as I heard Tessa’s voice down the phone. Too high and giggly even for her, but yet I came anyway, like a stupid prat. She’d told me we were going to check out some dive her cousin had told her about, but when I met her at the usual spot by the waterfall she bundled me onto a bus. ‘Late as usual eh? I’m sick of you mopin’ around all the time. I’ve found you a nice little lad, now go get yourself laid girl!’ I’d even tried reasoning with the bus driver after Tess had gone, but to no avail. ‘Sorry lass, but I’m under orders not to let you off befo

Gift of one-liners. by capricorn30, literature

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Gift of one-liners.

I sighed heavily, leant back on my chair, and checked my watch for the 3rd time. 15 minutes late. Typical. I’m not sure what possessed me to accept Jerry’s offer. ‘Seriously mate, just head over to The Bay Tree, 9pm this Friday, and I’ll hook you up with some broad. One of Kirsty’s, cousin’s mates. You remember Kirsty dontcha? That Brighton chick with the huge knockers?’ I sighed again. Damn you 8 month single streak. Jerry hadn’t said much about this girl, only that she was 19 and single. I started shredding the napkin idly as I imagined what she might look like. Maybe I was being too pessimistic; t

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Curse of curves. III by capricorn30, literature

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Gift of one-liners. III by capricorn30, literature

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Curse of curves. II by capricorn30, literature

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Curse of curves. II

Gift of one-liners. II by capricorn30, literature

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Gift of one-liners. II

‘No, don’t say a word. My name’s C-----, I’m a 19 year old university drop-out, focusing on a career in photography. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I’m an atheist and I hate liars and hypocrites. I have OCD, a complex eating disorder, a criminal record and a boa constrictor named Nigel.’ She spoke as if from a textbook and broke her steady eye contact with me to look down at the table with a small sigh. I could see mousey roots coming through and little bleached bits in her hair. Took in the bitten nails and callused fingertips. ‘And I’ve don’t this too many times&

Curse of curves. by capricorn30, literature

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Curse of curves.

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Gift of one-liners.

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United Kingdom
Deviant for 17 years
kendalburridgemymadworld.spaces.live.com/
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Current Residence: Derby, England
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small
Favourite genre of music: Mainly rock with some punk and RnB
Favourite photographer: Kit Houghton
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen MicroPhoto
Wallpaper of choice: That rolling green holl one on Windows, obscured by icons.
Skin of choice: One that tans instead of burning...
Personal Quote: Bite me.

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Lydia Kiernan

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I couldn't pick just one...

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It changes regularly

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The waiting game

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DS, PS2

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pencil, fineliner, charcoal, camera

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Acoustic guitar, sketching, horse riding, music, reading. The normal shit.

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capricorn30

Jun 2, 2008

Easy as ABC...

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Rules: 1) To each letter of an alphabet write a word connected to you 2) Tag 6 People abc of my life: A: Art. A large part of my life, and I'm still not sure where it stemmed from. B: Books. I adore reading. C: Cats. Who love to hog my bed. D: Diary. Who doesn't like talking about themselves? E: Epiphany. They pounce upon me regularly. F: Fiwen. An important alias. G: Gold. I prefer silver. H: Horses. My favourite animal. I: Ice-cubes. Which I hate in my drink, but have a fondness to hold. J: J20. The best kind of refreshment. K: Kendal, kisses, kick, kill. The better things in life. L: Love. We can't do without it. M: Men. We

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capricorn30

May 29, 2008

Googling.

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Taken from SheWolfGeo (https://www.deviantart.com/shewolfgeo)'s page. Rules : Turn on Google & look for the following expressions. Be mature & use your real name. Use the first thing that appears & makes sense... Q. Put "[your name] needs" on Google A. Kendal needs to start smoking again. (Obviously...) Q. Put "[your name] looks like" on Google A. Kendal looks like an old Jewish woman in big glasses with hose stuck in her head. (Wtf..) Q. Put "[your name] says" on Google" A. Kendal says bulimia is inevitable. (Course it is.) Q. Put "[your name] wants" on Google A. Kendal wants a $1.0 million pay increase (Now THAT ones true) Q. Put "[your name] does" on Google A. Ke